Lullabelay: Belay On, Baby!

WARNING: THIS PRODUCT IS NOT FOR CLOSED MINDED, JUDGEMENTAL, OR SANCTI-MOMMIES. THIS PRODUCT IS INTENDED FOR THOSE WHO WISH TO FIND A BETTER SOLUTION TO COMMON, EVERYDAY STRUGGLES.

I’m proud to introduce you to the most AMAZEBALLS baby product to hit shelves since the sippy cup! Meet the Lullabelay!

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Why yes, that is an infant hanging from a shopping cart. This mother said she usually has to wear the baby in a sling/wrap and sit the older sibling in the cart, which makes it difficult for her to shop comfortable because, let’s face it, grocery shopping is tedious enough without a 12lb baby attached to your body. She says she loves wearing her baby, but it makes shopping difficult because she has trouble bending over, reaching up, lifting things, and doing other tasks without worrying about the safety of her baby.

Other issues moms run into? Napping infant! How many times have you loaded a wide awake, playful infant into their carseat only to find them dead to the world once you arrived at the store? Suck! You think to yourself, “There’s no way in hell I’m going to get tis baby into the slin or cart hammock without waking it up and he hasn’t napped this hard in a while”. Enter the Lullabelay!

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It’s SUPER easy to use and comes with a carrying case for your car, diaper bag, or purse.

Simply unclick the carseat from it’s base and cover it with the mesh canopy provided.

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Hold sibling’s hand with one hand, the carseat with the other, and grab a shopping cart.

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Clasp the silver belays onto the sides of the cart to distribute the weight evenly.

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Clasp the red belay under the canopy or the carseat handle.

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Use the adjusters to lift and tighten the straps so baby rests comfortably at a height you like.

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Go shop!

I hear you saying…

“I’d bump my legs on the carseat the whole time I was shopping!”

Nope, this wasn’t even an issue. Mom shopped at a regular pace and didn’t bump her legs. When you push the cart ahead at half-to-arms length, there’s no way you’d bump your legs!

“The baby is just hanging there?!”

Yes, the baby is hanging there suspended by metal clasps that were originally engineered to suspend hanggliders and mountain climbers from ropes 40 feet in the air; the same clasps that 150lb man relies on when he’s ziplining through the amazon.

“What is the carseat falls or the cart tips?”

You’re right, the thought that the cart might tip never occurred to the safety experts in the big government office, whose sole job is to test products for safety in all possible instances. C’mon, gimme a break! This product was tested and approved! The way it’s designed and the way the weight is evenly distributed on the shopping cart prevents tipping over.

And, keep in mind that the carseat the child is in was designed to protect the baby in the event  of an automobile crash at 75 mph! Even IF the carseat did fall (a mere 3 inches), baby probably wouldn’t even wake up.

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This product is perfect for moms with a baby and a toddler or older child (or several), but it’s also perfect for twin moms! Lay one baby in a cart hammock, or wear one baby, and have the other in the carseat.

This is even great for moms who only have one baby, but want to utilize the entire cart for space OR perhaps they just want some where to set their purse or diaper bag.

I WANT ONE! I WANT ONE! I WANT ONE!

Get the Lullabelay HERE NOW!

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One thought on “Lullabelay: Belay On, Baby!

  1. Chrysty says:

    My question is, does the carseat swing side to side when the cart is moving? I can see the benefit to that being that it is like Momma rocking the baby, but does it swing too much to be uncomfortable? Or does it not swing at all? I love this idea, because shopping with baby is such a hassle! Wearing him means having to be extra careful when trying to get things off the shelf and putting the carseat into the basket takes up the WHOLE THING! Very interesting concept! I would love to try one!

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